Sex is like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
I need a back rub,a few shots of whiskey, and some great sex.
I'm in my bed. You're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.
The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.
